- Me: Ugh, why isn't my pizza done yet?
- Mom: It's been in for three minutes. Just wait.
- Me: I DID MY WAITING!
- Mom: Oh, god, not again.
- Me: TWELVE YEARS OF IT!
- Mom: Every time.
- Me: IN AZKABAN!
via rainbowswishesandphoenixes (originally cruciology)
- mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
- me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
- mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
- me:
- mom:
- me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
- me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
- me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
- mom:
- me:
- mom: this isn't normal
via when-we-grab-you-by-the-ankles (originally cutegayboysex)
it’s period week
my uterus feels like its eating itself
and i want to destroy all the things
via lacigreen (originally masterbastard)
number 1 rule of tumblr: you must reblog when ever our creator comes up on your dash
via rainbowswishesandphoenixes (originally luutopia)
Gimmegimmegimmegimme omg gimme
*Grabby hands* LET ME LOVE YOU.
via rainbowswishesandphoenixes (originally s-coperta)
via rainbowswishesandphoenixes (originally skate-high)
via rainbowswishesandphoenixes (originally livingforharrypotter)
via ericaknorr (originally eternallyelocin)
via myswaggonfullattack (originally tastefullyoffensive)
via rainbowswishesandphoenixes (originally beyourselfalway)
IMPORTANT PLEASE READ!!
If studying-lgbtq-people inboxes you asking to take part in questions about LGBTQ people “to help her understand” DO NOT DO IT. It is Sophie M Herold, the girl from Germany who attacks LGBTQ people and outs them to others. She is transphobic, homophobic and one of the sickest people I know. And now she’s back with a cunning new plan to get you NAME, ADDRESS, BIRTH DATE, AND PHOTO.
This girl is dangerous, and for some reason is allowed to keep making new tumblr accounts. We’ve raised awareness before and it helped, so lets do it again before she puts another persons life in danger. She collects your information and gives it out to others, she has sent letters to peoples parents outing them, other people have gotten hurt because of her. Yes, hurt.
Even if we can’t stop her again, get this message out and stop others giving her information etc.
And Sophie, you should know by now not to fuck with me again, wrong move, buddy.
via j2theem (originally lightntangy)
via rainbowswishesandphoenixes (originally shelfassbrah)
I love how on tumblr you can be a asexual genderfluid satanist crossdresser and nobody will say a thing but if you wear uggs or crocs the entire website will be out to kill you
via rainbowswishesandphoenixes (originally heyitspj)
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